I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up Are you an architect?
") Cause I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.! I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore...face should be among them. As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper. , I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.
You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! Cause yoganna love this dick I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena Liquor is not the only hard thing around here. " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?
The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
Since we shouldn't waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? (Looking at a girls ass) Where does this bus go anyway? I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me.
Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Were you conceived on a sofa? You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5. Hey baby, i was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D! Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.